New way to enjoy Baseball.

Here's the game, Lovey. All of these delightful plugs have been very thoroughly lubricated. You will sit on the bench, legs spread. Begin at the beginning. I've invited my friends over to watch baseball - and you. At the beginning of each inning, you will move up to the next plug. Yes, Lovey, they all … Continue reading New way to enjoy Baseball.

Drawing Lots

So I screwed up. No surprise, right? (Sometimes, I think I INTENTIONALLY screw up!!) Anyway, I broke Rule Number 4 of Summer Rules 2019 by not being prepared at the appointed time.  Milord, naturally, said nothing until I noticed the time - 8:00 p.m. - shouted SHIT, and ran to his office. He kept me waiting another … Continue reading Drawing Lots